A woman gets home, screeches her car into the driveway, runs into the house, slams the door and shouts at the top of her lungs, "Honey, pack your bags. I won the damn lottery!"


The husband says, "Oh my God! No way! What should I pack, beach stuff or mountain stuff?"


The wife yells back, "It doesn't matter. Just get the hell out!"

written by ~oonah