A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and
noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his
collar backwards… The man, who was a priest, said "I am a Father." The
little boy replied "My Dad doesn't wear his collar like that." The priest
looked up from his book and answered "I am the Father of many." The boy
said "My Dad has 4 boys, 3 girls and two grandchildren and he doesn't wear
his collar that way." The priest, getting impatient, said "I am the Father
of hundreds" and went back to reading his book. The little boy sat quietly
thinking for a while, then leaned over and said, "Maybe you should use a
condom and wear your pants backwards instead of your collar.