A Navy man and an Army man are driving in opposite directions on a mountain road. The Army man hits a patch of sand, swerves, and hits the Navy man's truck. They both get out of their cars with no injuiries, but their vehicles are ruined.
Now, the rivalry between the Army nd the Navy is well known, so a heated argument follows. Then suddenly the Navy man change his mind and says: "Hold on, this is stupid! It was an accident. Let's put this rivalry behind us."The Army man agrees that this is a goog idea. So the Navy man says: "Why don't we celebrate our new friendship over a fifth of vodka? I have a bottle in the truck."
The Army man thinks that this is an excellent idea. So the Navy man, being a gentleman, offers the Army man the first drink, and tells him to have as much as he wants. Soon the Army man has drunk half the bottle and offers it back to the Navy man, who says: "Thanks, but I'll wait till after the police get here."

By ~heetomi

Hungary