Monday, December 8, 2008

BREAKING NEWS!!!!

The government today announced
it is changing its national symbol to a
CONDOM.
A spokesman stated that it more accurately
reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation,
halts production,
destroys the next generation,
protects a bunch of pricks
and gives you a sense of security
while you're actually being screwed.
It's nice to see they are actually being
honest for once.

By ~Nu Pogodi

United States

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