A duck walks up to the bar….

DUCK: "Hey, you got any duck food?"

BARMAN: "Sorry, man. We don't sell duck food here."

DUCK: "So…. you got any duck food?"

BARMAN: "Umm… like I said, we don't sell duck food."

DUCK: "Oh, right. Sorry, didn't hear you! Got any duck food?"

BARMAN: "For God's sake, ask me for duck food again and I'll nail your fucking beak to the bar."


DUCK: "Got any nails?"

BARMAN: "No."

DUCK: "Got any duck food?"