Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types:

Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.

Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.

Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers.:explosion:

Horror dentist

A man is talking to God.

The man: "God, how long is a million years?"
God: "To me, it's about a minute."
The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"
God: "To me it's a penny."
The man: "God, may I have a penny?"
God: "Wait a minute."

A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated
conversation.

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention is
galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more!
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more, "You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she
retorted indignantly. "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public
places about our sex lives."

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin'abouta sex? I'm a justa
tellin' my frienda how to spell ' Mississippi '.

$5.00 says you're gonna read this again

By ~Rita Reis

Brazi

Mrs hen laid an egg and her husband mr rooster flew into rage the second he saw the egg.why???? Because it was an duck egg…..

By ~wendy wang

China

An old man was watching a teenager sitting next to him.The teenager had spiked hair with colors green,red,orange and blue. The old man kept staring at him that irritated the boy.

* teenager: never done anything wild in your entire life?
* Old man: Got drunk once and had a sex with a peacock. I'm wondering if you're my son.

Embarassed hehehe

one teacher was explaining a chemistry class about the water ..

he told his students that the water is composed of ( H2O)

after the lecture he told one of his students same question

( what does the water contain of ? )

the student ansewred : It composed oF ( H I J K L M N O )

the teacher surprised !! why did you say that ??

the student : b coz u told us b4 It contains of H to O

loooool ..